Why? Programming language isn’t a natural language. In fact, I think not knowing English makes it easier, since you cannot attach any preconceived notions, assumptions, or word order to keywords. I learned some Pascal, Visual Basic and whatever GameMaker used at the time without being fluent in English.

There’s also rost

But all programming language already are in a foreign language to most people.

Foreign? For some these languages are native. Foreign is relative.

(I’m just being pedantic, i understand that relatively to you - and me - this is foreign)

Yes, I want my code with a side of deforestation

Das ist K&R C, du Banause!

I must be old because I remember that as being the standard form until Java popularized

<visibility> <static?> <type> <name> {

I mean I’m not that old, but I was reading more C and C++ books and tutorials when I was a kid, because “ew Java”

German has a word for it: Substantivgroßschreibung

DDP has the following data types: Zahl (long), Kommazahl (double), Buchstabe (char), Text (string), Wahrheitswert (bool) und Listen (list)

Gottimhimmel, that would drive me crazy, and I’m German.

The code screenshot is pretty nice though. Actual grammar in there, full sentences that “Goethe would be proud of”.

Oh shit, I’d never get anything done, as I’d imagine my lovely friend’s accent reading this shit out. Selecione * de tbl_minha-tabela onde nome não é nulo Hahaha! I love it!

Oh god. I still have nightmares about that time I had excel formulas in Portuguese, I refuse to think about SQL.

There is something like this? 😂

Well, in PHP you cannot #define new words from some new language to mean basic language keywords.

I found a random PHP file online and recreated your trauma:

<?phpcz
jmennýprostor Itb;


třída OvladačUživatele
{
    soukromá §větev;

    veřejná funkce akcePřihlašovacíhoFormuláře()
    {
        §poleParametrů = [
            'názevStránky' => 'Přihlašovací formulář',
        ];
        §vzor = 'domov.html.větev';

        §html = §toto->větev->vykresli(§vzor, §poleParametrů);
        vypiš §html;
    }


    veřejná funkce zpracujPřihlašovacíAkci(§uživatelskéJméno, §heslo)
    {
        když(§toto->platnéÚdajeSprávce(§uživatelskéJméno, §heslo)) {
            §_SEZENÍ['uživatelskéJméno'] = §uživatelskéJméno;
            §poleParametrů = [
                'názevStránky' => 'Vzorový formulář',
            ];
            §vzor = 'domov.html.větev';

            §html = §toto->větev->vykresli(§vzor, §poleParametrů);
            vypiš §html;
        } jinak {
            §poleParametrů = [
                'názevStránky' => 'Formulář chyby přihlašování',
            ];
            §vzor = 'chybaPřihlášení.html.větev';

            §html = §toto->větev->vykresli(§vzor, §poleParametrů);
            vypiš §html;
        }
    }

    soukromá funkce platnéÚdajeSprávce(§j, §h)
    {
        když('admin' == §j && 'admin' == §h){
            vrať pravda;
        }
        jinak když('staff' == §j && 'staff' == §h){
            vrať pravda;
        } jinak {
            vrať nepravda;
        }
    }

    veřejná funkce jePřihlášen()
    {
        když(jenastaveno(§_SEZENÍ['uživatelskéJméno'])){
            vrať pravda;
        } jinak {
            vrať nepravda;
        }
    }

    veřejná funkce uživatelskéJménoZSezení()
    {
        když(jenastaveno(§_SEZENÍ['uživatelskéJméno'])){
            vrať §_SEZENÍ['uživatelskéJméno'];
        } jinak {
            vrať '';
        }
    }

}

Is this what it looked like? (I also took the liberty of replacing $ with § because of the Czech keyboard layout; FYI: yes we do have a $ available as AltGr+ů but § is in the base layer; I would also replace the backtick/grève `, which is obtained by pressing AltGr+š once or twice (OS-dependent), with °).

What’s wrong with beinhalten?

*zurück

Do C compilers support non-ascii characters?

I often use z as a temp variable when i need something to compare to when creating new code but don’t want a separate window to the side or to experiment with something but don’t yet know what the result can or will be. I use z purely just because i know z is very very unlikely to have been used elsewhere, and if for some reason it has, then i just name it ‘zz’.

This is actually temporary by the way. It does not stay in my code. Once I’m done with it, i delete it.

Localised Excel formulas makes me so angry, it’s hard to put it into words.

I remember a bug where the PC at an electrical substation was in french, so ‘if’ had to be changed to ‘si’ in the excel sheet …