Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

Hack the planet!

(Except those were roller blades because 90s)

If they’re never going to vote Democrat then you want to eliminate reasons for them to go vote for Republicans. A Democrat running on eliminating the embargo would energize more of them to vote Republican rather than sit it out.

Pair a full size Bluetooth keyboard to your phone

I want switches on the headliner so I feel like a pilot

Woe to the fediverse instance that experiences a Swiftie Tsunami

When movies were on cable they’d at least edit the movie to fit between ad breaks. Modern streaming services have no concern for the content, and will just drop an ad wherever.

Pro tip: It’s a lot easier f you twist both knobs at the same time using the same motion as opening a bottle cap.

I migrated someone running mission critical software off of CentOS 6 this year.

People hate upgrades.

Does this work for Bedrock as well as Java edition? I can get Java to work with infrared proxy but I’m not sure how to do Bedrock

Humans are also bad drivers who get edge cases wrong all the time.

It would be so awesome if humans only got the edge cases wrong.

What if it kills the deer out of season?

I honestly think it shouldn’t be called “self driving” or “autopilot” but should work more like the safety systems in Airbusses by simply not allowing the human to make a decision that would create a dangerous situation.

They can fit a bigger rechargeable battery in the same space as a battery bay for replaceable batteries. Plus it eliminates the waste of throwing away batteries, and has longer battery life than similarly sized alkalines.

To anyone who thinks tea isn’t for cishet men I have four words:

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

They should do like the folks selling weed in DC, where they sell you a $200 cookie or sticker and give you a free ounce of weed with your purchase.

I’ve stopped keeping up to date with major releases because I don’t really use any of the new features and it usually breaks my environment so I have to spend an hour getting things to work again.

If you already kinda know programming and are learning a new language or framework it can be useful. You can ask it “Give me an if statement in Tcl” or whatever and it will spit something out you can paste in and see if it works.

But remember that AI are like the fae: Do not trust them, and do not eat anything offered to you.

I like this one. The Internet still works after 9pm but you’re reduced to 56k speeds. After 10pm it goes to 28.8k. After 11pm: 2400 baud.

A true nerd has at least one spare raspberry pi laying around. Or just an old box they can throw Linux on.

“If a service is free then you are the product.”