I didn’t realize Lemmy had a front page.
There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.
You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrustTM Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:
Apple iPhone with Apple Intelligence Microsoft Windows computer equipped with TPM 3.0 and SecureBoot Google Pixel with Android SafetyCoreWARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!
Address Not Found.
The browser could not find the host server for the provided address.
Bruh…
I know :(
exactly; you’ll be able to get to the captured/pro-capitalist instances like .world or shitjustworks just fine; but the rest of lemmy will be outlawed and only accessible via tor and a vpn.
.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer
There’s an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know, and such small portions.”
Half Life 3
…got postponed to 2038
GTA VII projected to be released in 2050.
thread about how ai is stupid but its written by an ai and the earth is just ai
“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”
Something about some new scientific discovery or new technology that will ruin everything but then doesn’t
The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.
It’ll literally be a criminal hub, with a bunch of anonymized posts joking about dodging corpos. Probably.
And owls. Still owls.
FBI? No, I am not opening up.
Maybe the latest discovery by Dragonfly.
Far fewer people will be able to read it, without doing something illicit and maybe expensive, although certain countries will still be free enough. On the other hand, it (or PieFed or a future version) could be endorsed by the remaining nations, or just have had some more exoduses of users come in.
Slight chance the AI winter we’re going into is short and some specific fusion with classical algorithms succeeds at AGI, so singularity stuff is going on and being posted about. 2038 problem, as someone else mentioned.
Edit: Q-day stuff could be done, coming soon or ongoing. If it’s done - which I kinda expect - it’s still a massive source of both breaches and fun mods on old, locked software and hardware.
2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!
I was thinking furry porn but that’s basically the same thing
Linux crosses 4% market share
2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop
Now at 5% usage!
I think it’s at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)
It’s at 3.2% on steam
5% sounds high just by how things are, and how little people understand what it is. I’d buy 1%, though, and that’s something.
You mean the BSD desktop? GNU+Linux got hijacked by the merger of all S&P500 companies.
I welcome it.
Beans.
It’ll be fucking beans.
What about orbs?
Bean. Orbs.
!remindme 11 years it’s bean time
The classics never die.
