dumbass

You know Amazon would try to crash that attempt.

Who the fuck cares.

Yeah, well, if you don’t want me to devour the entire buffet, stop making your food so damn tasty and also fix that weird thing where Chinese food disappears from your belly half hour later and you’re hungry again… Then I might eat a respectable amount of your delicious food.

Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.

356,411 km, give or take.

You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?

We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.

I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.

AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

Why.

Sometimes I’ll call you a dumbass, but if I do, you were probably being a dumbass.

Good luck getting people to search your political party up on google, that shits gonna be on page 3.

So an album full of covers of John Cage’s 4 33.

The only answer, Keanu Reeves memories and skills, fuck my memories and skills.