Nope, JS is “You think you are nerd”.
Also, why React is there? It’s a lib not a language
HTML 5 is also not a programming language.
That being said. The JS hate is kinda cringe at this point. It’s a perfectly fine language all things considered.
I wouldn’t say it’s a perfectly fine language but I also don’t understand the people hating on JS developers. If anything kudos to them for suffering through a language filled with such BS as “==” not actually doing what you think it should do (when coming from other languages).
Node: Did you say “Nerd”?
I only believe in Bun.
promisify(nerd);
This guy right here is a certified nerd
This guy right here is a certified nerd certifier
I didn’t certify that nerd certifier though.
You want to be looking for some other nerd certifier certifier for that.
definitely a nerd’s nerd.
Come on y’all, would you lay off the gatekeeping. Some of us still think the free web’s a good thing, lest we all end up in a walled garden hellscape. JavaScript is therefore needed if we’re being pragmatic. Just transpile it from TypeScript if you’re
too stuck up for dynamic languagesbuilding something big.
Bottom right should be “You’re a need and getting old”.
Source: I was dicking around with mod_perl yesterday.
I didn’t knew that (1) Fortran has such logo and (2) I am old. Shit
Rust: Nerdy Transfem
Welp, I guess you’re sort of right…
No QBASIC, can not confirm.
BASICA represent.
- Java: you are in corporate IT
- JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
- Ruby: you are a gamer/modder
- Rust: you have long socks
RoR: am I a joke to you
Yes
I’ve never heard of Ruby outside Ruby on Rails. What games use it?
I think simply knowing what the “F” is means you’re old and a nerd.
F in the chat for people who know F.
I heard it’s to pay respect?
It’s still commonly used in STEM fields.
I have to take a breath whenever I find an F77 file. Prepare for a lack of objects!
matlab is nobody’s favourite language. although using it does require an engineering degree, which makes you a nerd.
Or a physics student who wants to cry. cue thousand yard stare to freshman year in college.
at least you don’t have to use simulink, right?
…right?
Simulink was the fun part of Matlab.
neeeeerd
And?
that means you fit in here <3
Matlab sucks ass no real engineers use it, only college kids.
If we’re talking real engineering (like professional accredited engineering and not programmers calling themselves engineers) you couldn’t be more wrong. It isn’t used in deployment necessarily but for modeling and analysis it has no equal.
I’ve had more than one job where Matlab was used extensively, guess my coworkers and I aren’t real engineers.
I’d rather use something else, but if it’s what the group already uses, fine, I’ll do it
Also, I don’t do a ton of true programming on it. It’s a fancy calculator, and occasionally I make a GUI app with it
What a waste of money when Python is free
I mean, I agree with you, I’d never pay for a Matlab license for myself if I ever decide to go the private engineering consultant route. Just sharing my experience that yes, it’s used in the professional world.
It’s just so weird to me. I’ve worked at a few big companies and Matlab was just kind of out of the question at any of them. It was Excel or Python
So many come out of school with Matlab experience. I get them started with python. They brush me off. Then the license server goes down. Welcome to open source grasshopper! I should make a meme about this and put on my door…
Ah, yes. My favourite programming language (checks notes) HTML…
If your favourite programming language is HTML, we do not grant you the title of Nerd.
No Haskell so I’m not a nerd 😎. Though from the languages I use the most (Java & Python) and other languages I enjoy (Rust, Julia) I can infer that I’m probably a bit of a nerd.
Yeah Haskell is definitely not for nerds. Just too plain and simple.
GHC :: Your thoughts -> Our commands
I believe Haskell makes you the pope of nerds.
Awesome!
Why tiktok
I use R for all sorts of bioinformatics shenanigens, and I remind myself daily I am not a nerd. Even my rows of warhammer books, minis and Corvus Corax poster confirm to me I am not a nerd… The Emperor Protects…my code
R still gives me chills, never hated a language until I had to use R in my PhD.
Still furious when half packages need different versions of the same thing making them incompatible.
I am a scientist and I used to use SAS for stats, and then started doing loads of bioinformatics in R. Institute decided they werent going to license SAS anymore, and didnt tell us. We get an email the day of, to say no more SAS. Then we have to drop evrything and concert all our SAS models into R… Cue bitching from instiute leaders as to why we had to halt all publications. Idiots.
This is how I feel about python. At least you can do C adjacent things in R.
F in the chat for Fortran programmers.
Fixed! “Fotran: You are
olddead and a nerd”
