Wow they really went into their stupid useless plan in the most ham-fisted way
It’s a clbuttic mistake.
I had a Pycharm linter with “inconsiderate writing list” flag my use of “bi” as inappropriate, recommending to use “bisexual” instead. In my data job, BI, means business intelligence, it’s everywhere.
Gotta love Microsoft Power Bisexual
I now identify as a Power Bisexual.
Power top or bottom?
365
“I’m a power bisexual 365.”
That works.
I’m confused how bi is inappropriate
How is that inconsiderate? That’s just informal
(Using “bi” to mean “bisexual”, I mean, not “business intelligence” lol)
No, it’s right.
Business intelligence is inconsiderate and must be stopped!
Fully agreed! And while we’re at it, get rid of Power Pivot!
I think it’s probably because it is informal or maybe ambiguous.
Huh, I’ve only heard business logic before.
Business intelligence is in the context of analytics. It means something very different from “business logic”, in case you’re thinking they’re synonyms…
It’s time for chbottomt and clbottom to finally become valid HTML statements.
Or just have some random subset of browsers support them for some reason and other browsers not so much. It’s the html way.
Similar vibe:
Google: kill child process
FBI: ಠ_ಠGoogle: kill child process linux console
FBI:（︶︿︶)
What is a ‘charset’ in this depraved persons mind? A corset? Must be a mighty kinky corset.
It’s got an arse in there
It’s replacing all instances of arse and ass with bottom…but doing so in about the most naïve way possible.
Aah yeah, thanks!
Someone needs to learn regular expressions.
Thank you so much I so desperately needed that chuckle right now
OMG this took me way too long to get. They replace the substring “ass” 😭😭
and “arse”, as seen in charset
The w*ke agenda …
weke? It’s the Internet, you can say weke
Thanks that you allowe it but I’m not so sure about the m*ds
they mean the wake agenda, all these boats disturbing the water’s surface are going to bring an end to society
I have a friend that works at Salesforce, he told me that they made him change the name of some classes that used the term Blacklist because of inclusivity
This kind of thing is infuriating. Especially when the actual etymology of “blacklist” is a 17th century play where a list of nobles scheming against the British monarchy is described as a blacklist.
But the word black is used so clearly it’s racist, right? How can we be woke if we don’t randomly ban words because of their alternate meanings?
My previous workplace did the same thing around 2020 with the words whitelist and blacklist and some other words.
It was around the same time when there was news about GitHub moving from master to main/mainline as the default Git branch.
Luckily the feck attribute is too obscure to be in the line of fire.
anal-ytics
holytics
I am in doubt. That wouldn’t even compile. But who am I to think somebody changing something like this would actually do a test compilation afterwards…
HTML isn’t compiled, and unknown attributes are allowed. The best practice is to prefix non-standard attributes with
data-(e.g.<div data-foo="test">) but nothing enforces that. Custom attributes can be retrieved in JavaScript or targeted in CSS rules.
Holy shit, 10,000 commits because each change was individual (I’m assuming automated).
lol😁wtf it was real?
Those commit messages though 🤣
They automated randomization of the commit messages? Wtf?
Gotta appreciate the level of commitment on this commit…
And they’re all with different commit message:
“switched arse to bottom to create a more uplifting vibe”
“took arse out and put bottom in to keep my language warm and friendly”
“thought bottom would sound a lot nicer than arse, so I used it”
And so on…
oh god
yeah, no. haha
I’ve been tempted to create a bot that does nothing but search comments in code for misspelled words and create pull requests for them.
If it stays in comments, little chance in breaking a working codebase and I’d have an insane amount of commits and contributions to a wide variety of codebases for my resume.
I’ll never be a top tier coder. But I might make management.
I have nominated you to the who’s who in america award
A better use of your time is to improve documentation. Developers generally hate documentation so it’s often in need of improvement. Rewrite confusing sentences. Add tutorials that are missing. Things like that. You don’t necessarily have to be a good developer or even understand the code of the project; you just have to have some knowledge of the project as an end user.
In case that wasn’t satire, please don’t 🥲 A small typo in a comment is not a big issue, and even if the PR is straightforward, a maintainer still has to take some time reviewing it, which takes time away from fixing actual bugs 😢
But think of the gains!
Simple changes require only simple reviews.
