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I remember trying to create websites with some fancy features that would work on all the major browsers. Every time i looked up some browser functionality it would basically say “supported by all major browsers except IE”, like every goddamn time

IE was waaay behind in functionality, but yeah it wasn’t particularly slow from what i can recall

Sweet, i hated having to nest if statements when mixing matching and other conditions

In my years as a linux user using linux on my linux machines i have used various linux distributions, including arch linux, but for various reasons the linux distribution i use on most of my linux machines is currently ubuntu linux

As a linux user who uses linux on my linux machine (which runs linux), I agree that mentioning that one uses linux is not as important as mentioning that non-linux thing you just said

Yep, lambda or closure (it’s an anonymous function but it can also capture state from the enclosing function, i think pure lambdas can’t do that?)

was i supposed to find that out by myself

Just do what i did, wait for someone to post about it on lemmy then learn about it from that
That’s actually how i learned most of the things i know

Thanks for listening.

I didn’t hear a single word you said.
I did read a few though

The name “Programming language” is already taken by HTML though

Good, the environment is made up and the children yearn for the mines!

If you look closely at his shirt, and what he said, you’d know he compiled his own OS before breakfast

boss makes a dollar,
i make a dime,
that’s why i Lemmy
on company time

Ah good, so

is okay

This is why you have to switch to more and more difficult distros over time, to keep yourself on your toes

Knock knock

But seriously, I’ve been looking forward to this, lots of great changes!

Oh man I remember when they said it was a couple of months away like it was two years ago!

Nah, vasectomies cost money, celibacy is free

If I had to pick bugs out of my wine I would probably also switch to drinking liquor instead

1. Write a ton of code
2. Remove all newlines
3. Submit 1-line PR
4. Profit