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merari42@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago

Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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merari42@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago
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  • vane@lemmy.world
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    Funny story. You can stream to all platforms with RTMP but only piece of software that was able to play rtmp in browser (flashplayer) is dead.

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    I like the implication that pornhub is the foundation upon which all social media was born.

    The Internet was made for it ig.

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      To be fair that should just say porn lol.

      Really the internet was built for chatrooms and being too lazy to walk across a campus to give someone a file

      Porn is second

      Everything else is a far far distant third.

      So being lazy , porn , everything else in that order.

    • L3ft_F13ld!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The Internet is for Porn.

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      That’s p*rnhub

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    Censoring “porn” with a black asshole?

    A man of class and style, I see.

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      is it really censorship if you turn an innocent little o into goatse

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        Relevant xkcd

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          Not quite what the XKCD is talking about, but my favorite linguistic phenomenon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism

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            I prefer cacophemism. You can make some really fucked up new concepts by replacing eu- (good/well) with caco- (bad):

            cacology, cacogenics, cacophoria (I guess dysphoria got there first), cacoangelium and my favourite, cacothanasia.

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      The elusive Chocolate Starfish.

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    Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.

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      Unironically, a lot of tech improvements started to make/view porn better.

      Example: 3D models improvements.

      • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        In the end, possibly the one good thing to come out of Overwatch.

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      I’d put yt under ph, but only just. Everything else, ph paved the way. And tbf, another porn site probably cleared the way for yt, though I couldn’t tell you which one.

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        I remember the first time I saw the phrase “streaming video” was a website called “teen steam” (which I desperately wanted a credit card to access) in the late 90s / early 2000s.

        I’m sure you can guess what the content of that site was and I was sure that “streaming” was some new sex act I had yet to discover and wanted very much to find out. Sadly I was too young, too poor and logged onto the Internet in the school library at lunch time so it was always going to be a long shot.

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          Haha I remember that time too well. Luckily I had a CC and I bought everything on the net back then and was so fascinated by it. Typing a number in and getting stuff. I ordered crap from the other side of the world, it was incredible. Yes, porn included. How could one resist that temptation back then, I was 12 or so 😁

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            How did you obtain the CC and the money on it at 12??

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      Maybe not specifically PH but porn actually always was the driving force for the net since day 1. We don’t have high speed net now because someone needed to download a linux-distro quicker. Or google harder. YouTube and vimeo and such came waaaaaaay later. There also were no social media where people needed to upload large dog-pics. It was porn. Everyone wanted their tits to download NOW not somewhere in the future.

      And I vividly remember the times where you had to wait for a long while to see your image grow line by line until you finally maybe saw said tit, and it surely - and hopefully - wasn’t a bird 😁

      I have no studies at hand but I’d bet part of my left nut on that theory. Hence I found that image concluding.

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        The Internet is for Porn

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          That it is!

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            Uh, I haven’t seen this video for 20 years, almost forgot it.

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              Haha yeah it’s super old. That was the first video I’d seen with that avenue q song. So I always think of it when I hear it. Lol

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    Thank god someone scratched out a letter in that mysterious word. Otherwise I may have seen something obscene. Now I have no idea what is meant to be written on that block 🤔

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      I take it you’re not a big fan of censorship, so can you kindly tell me what the word is? (I’ve heard something fun happens if a .ml user writes “porn”)

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        Pornhub? I don’t think .ml censors “porn” (I can see your comment just fine), just some slurs/offensive words afaik.

        Edit: And I can see my own comment just fine.

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          Go figure, coulda sworn I saw another user have theirs corrected to removed, but I guess that must’ve been the app they were using

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      As someone from the UK, I’m glad they did that. So I can see the image without going through passport control.

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        Same here. I have to smuggle Brits across the border daily going through and from the internet highway and its tiring; sometimes they try to run out the car and I have to get them back in the box.

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    Also Mars rovers…

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    FFmpreg

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      FFM pegging! I wanna be spit roast too…

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      F/F/Mpreg

    • RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Finally! I am not the only rotten mind

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        I think I am like the fourth person to make that joke ITT

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    Glad to see ffmpeg is still going strong, I used it years ago to do some project 1999 EverQuest streaming on twitch running on a Manjaro dist install running EQ in wine.

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    !ffmpeg@lemmy.world
    !ffmpeg@lemmynsfw.com

    One of them is not like the other

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      I was like what’s the difference and the page refused to load and after the third click I reread it and went oooooooooo. Ive never been more grateful for my phone breaking a Link.

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    My ass read this as mpreg for a second

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      I was thinking two ladies were gonna peg a dude.

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      Not just mpreg. Final Fantasy mpreg.

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        Cloud X sonic mpreg even

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      That’s the rust version

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      FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3

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    Why do people not remake or edit the censorship out of the memes? I usually do that because fuck advertisers and I’m not posting them on those shitty sites

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      Engagement bait.

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      Probably because it’s annoying and takes a decent amount of work for a minor improvement

      And yeah, it doesn’t need to be censored here but also it really doesn’t ruin it that much

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    Can we PLEASE make ffmpeg use GPL for everything?

    Actually, can we do that for just all open source software. I’m getting kinda tired of large multinationals using open source for free to make billions over billions and then give back a dollar or so for each of those…

    Maybe there are exceptions here and there but most companies give back shit

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      That’s cute. As if commercial entities don’t contribute to foss 🤣

      I bet you there is at least 3M worth of investment from folks bring paid in this thread.

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        They… Usually don’t.

        Not a single company I’ve worked for actually makes FOSS contributions to the dependencies they rely upon.

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          Then you work for shitty little companies. These companies put in millions a year.

          • HellieSkellie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Source:

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              Trust me bro

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              https://opensourcefundingsurvey2024.com/

              Jackass. It’s not hard to even attempt to look into this shit. But this place is only for circlejerks 🤦‍♂️

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              Here’s just one: https://news.itsfoss.com/huawei-kernel-contribution/

              I’ve read many times that Linux wouldn’t be where it is today without the commercial funding and code contributions it receives.

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          They usually don’t but some do. I’m only cherry picking this because I don’t know much about Big Tech and FOSS. Bootstrap was developed in Twitter, React is maintained by Facebook/Meta, AngularJS was maintained by Google in the past but it’s now discontinued. Google also has Summer of Code. I’m not a Big Tech shill but the larger ones do make some contributions.

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            Yeah, they do, but it’s still pennies to the dollar, and usually they only do because it benefits them to do so.

            Companies using open source must be forced to contribute back fairly

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        But they don’t though, they take more & give less (if not outright steal)

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          No, they don’t. And I didn’t know where you guys came up with this. You honestly think any real development to shit like k8s, Kafka, and most of Apache foundation software is just being tinkered with people working for free?

          Sure there are areas where there is more “free” support. But the shit that runs servers and the web, highly highly corporate supported. Nothing about it is free.

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            & then they steal & engage in rugpull & never contribute.

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              👌👍

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      Or make a license that companies making money from the software have to contribute.

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        You mean one like the GPL?

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    Does anyone stream directly from ffmpeg? I have a 24/7 music stream with a static background image and playlist, running headless off a raspberry pi, and I’d love to see what other people have come up with to expand the idea

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      I did a few times just to test it out on peertube, i wrote a script to broadcast all videos in a given folder in random order. I would like to eventually have something going 24/7 but i havent gotten to setting that up yet

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    If I’m gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head

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      Self-censorship is the worse censorship.

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        Fuckin A right

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          It’s f*cked

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        Double plus fucked up. George Orwell should be mandatory to read in schools

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      The people doing this will be the first to go in the purge

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    FFmpeg doesn’t deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There’s a reason it’s practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.

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      Tiny block in the grand scheme of things.
      This picture doesnt work if you replace the stick with the huge boulder.

      Maybe if you visualize it as the foundation of a building.
      Then it makes sense.

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      what will you do? edit the meme template?

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        Well I tried. But Gemini really didn’t like the p**nhub logo so like half the prompts attempted wouldn’t generate.

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          This would have taken two minutes in Photoshop or even MSPaint.

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            Peak efficiency

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            But it didn’t produce a lot of carbon emissions like Gemini

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          Ew

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          What about just using GIMP?

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            Another thing you can find on the hub

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              It took me a second to realize you didn’t mean github.

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                I didn’t. But now that I see both answers work: I meant both

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                They didnt??

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            I’m on mobile and more importantly, too lazy to open it just for a meme.

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            30 min

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      But ffmpeg is a small binary (compared to the others there) and still performs well

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        Well eh, the binary seems to be about 130MB while the ffmpeg source repository is only 80MB (and the version with separate .so files (all part of the project as far as I can see) is even larger)

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      Absolutely - very powerful and capable, even just from the Linux command line.

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