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“reposotory”
Good news! It’s a suppository.
The suppository of all knowledge
sopposotory
Sopposotoro
Soppozuuuuuuuuuu !!!
They should just have said it’s “like email”.
A series of tubes.
Dafuq is an e-note.
An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.
Thanks, dad
A little less formal than an e-mails.
It’s like intraoffice e-mail.
Didthey stutta?
It’s part of the new Business Douche language word salad.
A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.
Go fork yourself.
Let fox news explain shirtballs.
Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja
deleted by creator
unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleepWrite it
cut it
paste it
save it
load it
check it
quick, rewrite it
Plug it
play it
burn it
rip it
drag it
drop it
zip
unzip it
GitHub likes girls but she knows I’d commit it
whip it good
break yo mommas back
Bop it
flip it
Wouldn’t that be a rusty trombone?
Will Riker enters the chat.
Could be a trusty rump bone
Not without an e-note
I’m not here to shame kinks but holy hell bro.
When you’re on the information superhighway, in cyberspace, sometimes you want to send someone some information (datums). Sometimes an electronic mail is too formal or cumbersome for that, so you instead send them digital text messages, basically cybernetic telegrams, called e-notes.
This comment has too many high syllable words in it. Could you please condense this down into an e-note?
e-note be like
telegrammemorandummemo but not on paper, oncomputermagic blinky box.
I’m almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn’t give a shit really.
Well, – you see – a colon can never follow quotation marks, in traditional typography: only ever two hyphens~
I’m sure they could have afforded an em dash.
reposotory
poll roquest
Pollo Request. What Walter White was always getting on his phone.
Ah, yes, the supergrown chicken… Pollos Hormonos.
suppository
Suppository is the opposite of a pull request.
That’s a push response.
Thanks AWESOMEO
firk repo
fark ripo
It’s the thing you insert inside your butt to feel better.
A reposotory is a suppository you can share with others when asked with an e-note.
Supposotory*
Repsuppository.
Shove this code back up your arse.
I’m convinced that’s ment to get people riled up.
Either that or they’re doing the same amount of research they normally do. It’s hard to tell.
But then why use
Term: explanation
and directly below that
“Term”-- explanation
Oh my gods I didn’t even notice that until you pointed it out. It’s so upsetting.
And directly between those: “Term”–explanation (no space after “–”)
I think
--explanationis the command line switch to output a brief summary of a git command.
For the same reason the whole title is in quotes: American literacy is very poor.
If it’s too correct Americans can’t read it.
From Fox News? Couldn’t be.
It’s 10pm, do you know where your Secrets are?
Is this is where hacker named 4chan lives?
At least they didn’t call it a suppository.
“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”
“Hopefully it will help with shit. Let’s talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel.”
shit init
Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don’t know if I would do much better.
Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.
I haven’t seen the news release, but I would hope they are explaining those terms because they are going to have someone on to talk about github and they were planning on using said terms
Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).
Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.
Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.
I think I even got the word count down.
Repository: your code.
Fork: my code.
Pull request: u want my code?
in a *branch?
What do trees have to do with computers?
You’d probably spell words correctly though, right?
Given historical evidence of my writing that is not a sure thing.
Repository: a collection of related computer code, like related files in a filing cabinet
Fork: a copy of a repository at a certain point in time, like a fork in the road, they diverge from that point
Pull request: a request that a repository owner incorporate your changes into their files.
At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.
Did they let a 6 year old write that up?
THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.
Or am I being trolled.
You know how scam emails intentionally include mistakes because they want to filter out smart people? Same idea.
Reasonably smart people will see this and go “this is garbage”. The idiots will go deeper, and become loyal gop voters.
I’m surprised they didn’t sneak in a swipe about open source being a socialist conspiracy to undermine American ingenuity.
*repository, jeniuses
Fact-checking is one thing, but they didn’t even spell-check.
This physically hurts me.
Fox Business*
If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can’t believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.
Its a bit charitable to call fox news journalists.
