The video where Rev Bruce Howard scourges his own back while complaining about “studio lights so hot”, as a movie .

Men will do anything other than go to therapy.

If you stop objecting to a bully’s behaviour you enable it.

Herpes is forever.

It matches “yo momma”.

That sounds like a trick question.

I’ve gone from worrying what would have happened in my children’s lifetime to worrying what will happen within my lifetime so I’m good.

Fucking “pre-prepare”. Prepare already means to get ready ahead of time.

You could remove 99.9% of instances of “literally” and it wouldn’t change the meaning of the sentence at all. It’s just like “um” by now.

Hasta la vista, baby.

We’d be able to buy up all the soon-to-be-flooded coastal property up for a song.

At least you just gained about two years worth of re-engineering work to get the outsourced system working.

The Zelda complaint is extra bullshit considering other open-world games like Just Cause do exactly the same thing by giving the guns limited ammo, so you constantly have to switch weapons based on what the enemies drop.

Real developer’s commit messages are all “Oops”.

You get people who believe jet contrails only started appearing in the 90s even though that they didn’t is literally within living memory.

Indy, as Sisyphus is European.

I like how the effective hairstyle also gives you facial features and a handbag. Who wouldn’t want that?