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- programmer_humor@programming.dev
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- programmer_humor@programming.dev
Hello, I am Felon Musk and I will rewrite all of.code on earth for everything because I am a god and absolutely everything will be chainsaw and blueballs fantastic.
I am srsly.
A bug in the code controlling the Therac-25 radiation therapy machine was directly responsible for at least five patient deaths in the 1980s when it administered excessive quantities of beta radiation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_software_bugs#Tracking_years
For the 99.99% of people that don’t make software that can kill people, OPs post is true.
No one cares if “uber but for X” has some downtime because some dingus forgot what a linked list is.
Which is good, because we’d have a lot less software if it all had to be completely bulletproof.
If you’ve worked in aerospace, you may have heard the phrase “we ain’t in the washing machine business”
Life safety systems, fire protection, most controls, really
Or self driving cars.