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Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month ago

Unless you work with aeroplanes or something

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Unless you work with aeroplanes or something

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Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month ago
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    Hello, I am Felon Musk and I will rewrite all of.code on earth for everything because I am a god and absolutely everything will be chainsaw and blueballs fantastic.

    I am srsly.

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    A bug in the code controlling the Therac-25 radiation therapy machine was directly responsible for at least five patient deaths in the 1980s when it administered excessive quantities of beta radiation.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_software_bugs#Tracking_years

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      For the 99.99% of people that don’t make software that can kill people, OPs post is true.

      No one cares if “uber but for X” has some downtime because some dingus forgot what a linked list is.

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        Which is good, because we’d have a lot less software if it all had to be completely bulletproof.

  • alykanas@slrpnk.net
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    If you’ve worked in aerospace, you may have heard the phrase “we ain’t in the washing machine business”

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    Life safety systems, fire protection, most controls, really

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    Or self driving cars.

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