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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago

He keeps poor company.

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He keeps poor company.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago
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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    5 months ago

    Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

  • Venicone@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5 months ago

      How are ya now?

      • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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        5 months ago

        Good n you?

        • lemonmelon@lemmy.world
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          5 months ago

          Not s’bad.

          • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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            5 months ago

            Are you serious with that turtleneck?

            • TheEvilEye@sh.itjust.works
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              You lose a lot of heat in the neck

              • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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                Can I try it on?

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      5 months ago

      Yew!

    • Carvex@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

      My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Dead ostriches need loving too.

    • not_that_guy05@lemmy.world
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      I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

      • TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

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    I don’t believe he fucked an ostrich…

    Based on that photo though… his DAD…

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      This is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY?feature=shared

  • TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml
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    I don’t know why everyone is being so mean …he’s just trying to one up David Cameron fucking a pig.

    /s

  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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    I mean… Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      5 months ago

      I do.

      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        5 months ago

        Even after this whole ostrich story broke?

        • notgold@aussie.zone
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          Especially. We need to know the facts; was the ostrich on the pill or is he moving to a state that still allows baby killing.

        • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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          ALLEGEDLY

  • Chainweasel@lemmy.world
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    I heard it was a sick ostrich

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      I heard it was a dead ostrich.

      • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Allegedly.

    • billwashere@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

      • Chainweasel@lemmy.world
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        Folks’ll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

        • swab148@lemm.ee
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          At least

  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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    Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

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    Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

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    I’d like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it’s more unclear

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      The truth is he didn’t fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

    • jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Zuckerberg, trump’s new butt boy, announces meta will stop fact checking.

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        “more realistic” means “disgustingly homophobic” I guess

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    It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

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      Allegedly

    • vga@sopuli.xyz
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      Ah but that’s why he’s doing BJJ.

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      How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

    • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
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      He’s a billionaire, I’m sure he could hire a couple people to help.

    • PixellatedDave@lemmy.world
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      Or dead?

  • 0ops@lemm.ee
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    Crept up the cloaca smh

  • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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    That’s a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

  • NutWrench@lemmy.ml
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    The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

    It was actually meth.

    • slampisko@lemmy.world
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      Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

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