Of course, fuck the leeches throwing energy into an abyss to make homunculi to defraud the vulnerable.

But also…

So the wife knew he was being scammed…just not that he was cheating on her? That feels bad. And why did anyone allow a “diminished” man to travel alone on a booty callto meet up with a “friend” he’d made online?

Sure, maybe in the same way that the Ford Model T-500 is a solution to the problem of automobiles.

Pornhub is a car from the 201Xs. And most other media players are varyingly from 1960 and 2025, i.e. out-of-date and over-engineered.

It’s going to be unthinkable. There were memes about managing legacy code but that was from people that at least knew what ‘objects’ and ‘functions’ were. This…this will be horrendous.

Which European countries still use FPTP?

I refuse to amplify that. Sounds like Cyberpunk “gonk and choomba” nonsense.

I’ll call them “comm(s)” as Izanagi intended.

You want to have a non-final product write the training for the next level of bot? Sure, makes sense if you’re stupid. Why did all these companies waste time stealing when they could just have one bot make data for the next bot to train on? Infinite data!

All US Marshalls will be androids, so you feel ok shooting them while living as an outlaw.

You will need a Bachelor’s in some liberal arts degree to qualify for the outlaw profession. Outlaws pay taxes only every other year, and are categorized as “self-employed” so you have to track your own taxes.

Why would I fight? I’ll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.

My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Every does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.

How is that weird? You can be fine with suboptimal stuff, and recognize it’s suboptimal. Some people like their relatives and wished they could talk together more readily. Letters were just the fastest (while economical) method of doing that for a while.

Beep?

Just so they can claim to be the victim after they make themselves the frontyard of another world war.

War crimes what war crimes? It was just war with Iran?

What’s a ‘gaza’?

Why are all the Israel apologists here framing “having to sign a (presumably false) document attesting they are being deported for illegal activities” as “just sign a document”? None of them has contested the document’s contents, which is the only reasonable angle to paint “not signing the attestation” as “willfully-petty disobedience” like they all attempt to do. Signing a lie in hopes of getting free from war crime enthusiasts is reasonable, and not signing it is understandable.

Finally! We’re getting some of the cool bits of dystopia. Where can I catch the robo-boxing vod?

How would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?

or why only those with dragon blood even attempt to say dragon words

That’s not a requirement. Ulfric is right there. The Greybeards are right there.

Being Dragonborn just lets you eat dragon souls to gain literacy.

Why are we punching a strawman made out of a 7 year old tweet? Get something more current of his to spit on.

Not even getting into how this can more squarely be aimed at conservatives who profess to love the cops and love the troops, but love the 2nd just as much. The article specifically about defending yourself from troops and cops.

I’ve got a few written down. Standby.

Edit, this is the first dream I have written down:

Had a dream that a mustached, mulleted Nic Cage ran a failing tech startup in the near future. It opens up to him trying to borrow money from a human-level intelligence cyborg chimp that was wanted for a huge number of crimes, mostly driving related. The chimp stiffs him so Cage chases after a fleet of cop cars (all driven by chimp cops) and rats out crime chimp using a megaphone while crime chimp races after trying to stop him.

After Cage gets cyborg crime chimp in trouble, he drives to the office, which is super overcrowded and really modern looking like a Google office or something. When he gets inside the secretary(?) checks his hands to see if he had collected rent money(?). Cage gets pissy, picks up a very fake-looking baby doll and pretends it’s a real baby while kicking me out of the old-school media room that has a CRTV hooked up to a VHS player and one of those fat-back, large screen TVs that was like an inch from the wall with the screen facing the wall; Cage headed to that TV. All this time Chris Hemsworth(?) and either Chris Rock or Kevin Hart are riffing on each other in the background. But now it focuses on them and Hemsworth is joking(?) about how often he’s banged RockHart’s, and everyone in the office’s, gfs. RockHart looks pissed and Hemsworth is grinning/laughing at him. Then jump cut to Hemsworth in a moshpit or something punching everyone. I assume that was a crowd of all the boyfriends whose gfs Hemsworth banged.

I think the movie was called Overdraft. Me, [redacted], and [redacted] just walked into the theater after watching a movie about water or sharks because [redacted] said he heard it was a good movie.

The rocks ain’t magic, dingus. The rocks are just a cipherstone to let us teach lightning how to count to 2 and do addition.

Rubes diminishing the achievements of hardworking artificiers.

Where’s your sword of omens? Should be one of the features.

I graduated at 24 after taking two years off due to…issues. No one worth accepting opinions from will care that you spent any amount of extra time at college.

Just do what you need to do and graduate with your head held up high. Because at the end of it, you do graduate.