First reaction: fear.

Second: I chuckled. Because I thought of some VP-level enforcing this joke as SOP.

And then a little more fear, as a treat.

I’d believe them if they said they tested small- scale locally. Even good software/designs can implode when they get scaled up, and I doubt this was good design or software.

I’ve been out of tech work for near as long as I have career experience.

Each day feels another nail in the coffin of those 6 years of education.

I swear I’m not flaming, but what did you think TOP said?

Read the images top-to-bottom, left-to-right.

They used a shortcut to call the LLM to fix an error. The final “fix” was for the model to add a comment after the error saying “this is the error”. It’s about at the level of a real developer leaving a comment to themself saying “FIXME [later]”, instead of just fixing it.

“I only want your biggest, burliest neutrinos!”

I can’t tell if the joke is that now is just back then, but again.

Of course, fuck the leeches throwing energy into an abyss to make homunculi to defraud the vulnerable.

But also…

So the wife knew he was being scammed…just not that he was cheating on her? That feels bad. And why did anyone allow a “diminished” man to travel alone on a booty callto meet up with a “friend” he’d made online?

Sure, maybe in the same way that the Ford Model T-500 is a solution to the problem of automobiles.

Pornhub is a car from the 201Xs. And most other media players are varyingly from 1960 and 2025, i.e. out-of-date and over-engineered.

It’s going to be unthinkable. There were memes about managing legacy code but that was from people that at least knew what ‘objects’ and ‘functions’ were. This…this will be horrendous.

Which European countries still use FPTP?

I refuse to amplify that. Sounds like Cyberpunk “gonk and choomba” nonsense.

I’ll call them “comm(s)” as Izanagi intended.

You want to have a non-final product write the training for the next level of bot? Sure, makes sense if you’re stupid. Why did all these companies waste time stealing when they could just have one bot make data for the next bot to train on? Infinite data!

All US Marshalls will be androids, so you feel ok shooting them while living as an outlaw.

You will need a Bachelor’s in some liberal arts degree to qualify for the outlaw profession. Outlaws pay taxes only every other year, and are categorized as “self-employed” so you have to track your own taxes.

Why would I fight? I’ll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.

My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Every does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.

How is that weird? You can be fine with suboptimal stuff, and recognize it’s suboptimal. Some people like their relatives and wished they could talk together more readily. Letters were just the fastest (while economical) method of doing that for a while.

Beep?

Just so they can claim to be the victim after they make themselves the frontyard of another world war.

War crimes what war crimes? It was just war with Iran?

What’s a ‘gaza’?

Why are all the Israel apologists here framing “having to sign a (presumably false) document attesting they are being deported for illegal activities” as “just sign a document”? None of them has contested the document’s contents, which is the only reasonable angle to paint “not signing the attestation” as “willfully-petty disobedience” like they all attempt to do. Signing a lie in hopes of getting free from war crime enthusiasts is reasonable, and not signing it is understandable.

Finally! We’re getting some of the cool bits of dystopia. Where can I catch the robo-boxing vod?