Missing the post script where they plead for you to mark their post as the solution.

Well it IS satire anymore… so both.

I can definitely tell you I’m comfortable with that.

If family doesn’t know I’m dead in 3 days, they ain’t family.

The likelihood that I die, and my loved ones decide to just turn off the server while knowing it’s where the Vaultwarden software lives, before they get access to said Vaultwarden, is very very slim.

Self host whatever you want. Even Deadman switches.

The key is informing your loved ones the requirements for the switch. Just like if they don’t know to request access in other Deadman switches.

You can self host Vaultwarden, which is essentially self managed Bitwarden.

And the feature can be setup fairly easily.

I have a similar coworker, was constantly coming by and trying to start up conversation. Asking what I did the weekend etc. Why I don’t like their pears etc.

Finally one Monday morning when they came by wasting time I pulled off the headphones and asked "do you have a work related issue you need help with? " their response was “no I’m just socializing” I responded with something implying they’d actually be good at their job if they did that instead, and I’m not now or ever interested in socialising with them. They finally buggered off.

You guys do tests (meme, I’m just too lazy to make)

They can also shoot you if you are near someone who they think skipped out on the fare.