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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago

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  • linuxgator@lemmynsfw.com
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    1 month ago

    I think it’s more meant to be programming humor. 0=1, 1=2, 2=3, etc

    • markstos@lemmy.world
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      It’s a Roman numeral…

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      1 month ago

      Binary 11

  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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    There’s a beer in Australia called XXXX.

    The joke is it’s for those who can’t spell BEER, but it’s also for those who can’t count, because if they could, it’d be XL.

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    “Are you dislexic?!”

    “No I’m just representing the number three in binary.” 😂

  • arnaucaballe@programming.dev
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    good!

  • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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    But he just ordered 6. Rookie mistake.

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      Looks like 12 to me

      • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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        … Maybe.

        It really depends on, which is the most significant bit… I mean finger.

        • Haaveilija@lemmy.world
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          Most significant digit?

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      That’s the German 6!

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        I’m German and I didn’t know we can count to 720 with our hands…

        !Explanation: An exclamation mark marks factorial, and 6 factorial is 720.!<

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    So binary is French? That’s legit 3 in French

    • microcapybara@sopuli.xyz
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      Technically, the thumb should be out as well. But yeah, that would totally be read as 3. 🥖🫡

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        Weird, thumb out is 3 in ASL (a french sign derived language), but thumb in that position reads as a really weird 2 to me

  • kubica@fedia.io
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    It looks like the way to ask for 2 beers would be quite offensive.

    • melfie@lemy.lol
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      Endianness matters quite a lot in this situation

    • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      In the UK, a reversed V sign is the equivalent of “the finger”, so this is already plenty offensive to me

  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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    Could just be European finger counting

    • ripcord@lemmy.world
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      Then wouldn’t the thumb be out?

  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org
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    Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a beer?”

    “I don’t know”

    “I don’t know”

    “Yes”

    • [鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works
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      These logic problems reminds me of those Ted-ED riddles.

      (anyone here watched Ted-ED videos? its not just me being weird right?)

      • AEsheron@lemmy.world
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        I wish they’d post them more than once a year these days…

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      Oh this is a good one

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      “Would you possibly want a beer out of three?”

      “Yes.”

      “There are now only two possible beers left. Would you like to change to another beer?”

      “YES!”

      • buttnugget@lemmy.world
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        The old Monty Beerhall problem!

  • MrSoup@lemmy.zip
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    This could have ended up very badly if where only two beers.

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      Because they would have to fight for the missing beer or because they would have to fight for the remaining two?

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    That is actually 5, in Latin.

  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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    Perhaps the bartender is offended since the programmer is giving them the V sign?

  • whelk@retrolemmy.com
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    Didn’t realize Tommy Lee Jones was bartending these days

  • JelleWho@lemmy.world
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    There 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who count in binary, and those who dont

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      *crying in IPv4 subnet calculations

    • Natanael@slrpnk.net
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      Surprise trinary!

      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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        Ternary?

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          That’s tertiary to you, pal.

          • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            🫦 Tertiary 🫦 https://youtu.be/UpelIgwoUKw?t=246

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      …and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in ternary

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    So, the minimum number of anything you can order would be zero fingers or 1…

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      Nah it’s meant to be binary. 11 would be 3. Although theoretically he should be holding up his pinky and ring finger.

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        He must work on a big endian machine.

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          The thumb counts too so it should be 6

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