Stop breaking houses!

I prefer \n for less typing.

Pffft, some birds can stay on one leg all day. Way cooler.

Nobody likes to figure out dependencies. And C++ template errors are sometimes completely crazy.

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

Avoid small “made for [something]” distros. Use something as mainstream as possible. Debian/Ubuntu/RedHat. Select something that you like from these.

I have been boycotting Microsoft for 10-15 years already. Feel fine.

Control-alt-delete.

Yes, engineers and scientists are clever guys and want it better. But they are few. And we have politicians, religious fanatics, linguists, artists, know-it-all-home-brew-geniuses and millionaires. Who are plenty and not clever. And rarely want good.

Listen to the engineers if you want to live.

Now you can contemplate vim and talk to Emacs psychotherapist simultaneously. Very user-oriented.