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Maybe if you didn’t make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will “get the permission”.
yhea, however
sudo touch woman
Fapolicy would like a word.
Your username says it all
unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleepmore;yes;umount;sleep
That explains the picture in the post
spicy ao3 tags
You’ll have permission if you go $HOME.
I’m assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.
One day ima have it one day
I prefer to
man touch🏳️🌈From
man touch:
“Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too.”It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
I think in the middle east group they can
chown woman, and that is probably coming to the America group in the next patch.based linux waiting for consent
Broke: touch woman
Woke: become womanbespoke: and then touch yourselfbecome woman && touch $(whoami)
sudo !!
alias consent='chmod u+x'makes creating an executable very kinky.$ touch girl $ echo 'nyaa~' > girl $ cat girl nyaa~The touch is redundant. But I get why you did it anyways.
This guy gets it!
$ cat girl
😄
now that is funny
Hmmm… Mmm kay
Yeah there are issues.
I’m thinking of old text adventure games where it would repeat your invalid command back to you.
eat pussyI can't "eat" a "pussy" right now!fuck yourselfI can't "fuck" a "yourself" right now!
When she and you are truly ready, OP.
Too late she got married to another dude
alias stopresisting ="sudo"
stopresisting !!Lol
It’s pronounced “STOP RESISTING BANG BANG”
This incident will be REPORTED!
Back in my day, this alias would be
fucking.https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
It’s just fuck.
alias fucking=sudois what I was referring to in this case.
If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out “FUCKING!!” when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P
Ah, fair enough, I had missed the
!!- thanks for drawing my attention to it!
s u d o
You’re
Is…is that how I get permission?
