alias consent='chmod u+x'makes creating an executable very kinky.based linux waiting for consent
unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleepspicy ao3 tags
more;yes;umount;sleep
That explains the picture in the post
You’ll have permission if you go $HOME.
I’m assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.
One day ima have it one day
i actually have a
nobody:nobodychowned,=000chmodded file namedgrassin my home directoryits easier to explain than and doesn’t give as much incel vibes as a file named
womanGrass inside your home?
Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?
Call it homework, everybody knows what it really is and nobody will look into it
i study computer science
how would an empty file named
womanbe homework
I also
touch grassif I need to check if filesystem is read-write
I prefer to
man touch🏳️🌈From
man touch:
“Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too.”It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
Broke: touch woman
Woke: become womanbespoke: and then touch yourselfbecome woman && touch $(whoami)
I think in the middle east group they can
chown woman, and that is probably coming to the America group in the next patch.s u d o
sudo !!
Maybe if you didn’t make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will “get the permission”.
yhea, however
sudo touch woman
Fapolicy would like a word.
Your username says it all
Hmmm… Mmm kay
Yeah there are issues.
I’m thinking of old text adventure games where it would repeat your invalid command back to you.
eat pussyI can't "eat" a "pussy" right now!fuck yourselfI can't "fuck" a "yourself" right now!
When she and you are truly ready, OP.
Too late she got married to another dude
alias stopresisting ="sudo"
stopresisting !!Lol
This incident will be REPORTED!
It’s pronounced “STOP RESISTING BANG BANG”
Back in my day, this alias would be
fucking.https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
It’s just fuck.
alias fucking=sudois what I was referring to in this case.
If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out “FUCKING!!” when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P
Ah, fair enough, I had missed the
!!- thanks for drawing my attention to it!
Real incel vibes here, OP
Realx its just a meme buddy, I bet you never been late to work since you’re this serious
