The internet runs on linux.

(Webservers, some network equipment, monitoring servers, NAS, DNS, … lots of services can be setup and ran for free on linux. ((Companies like free)))

I worked at a assembly plant. One dude was throwing small screws at another coworker. He was fired for it.

Agreed, heard this many times. Finally pulled trigger and brought one this year.

Print from linux? Print from android? Print from Mac? Print from windows?

Yes! Mother fucking yes! All out of box and easy to install.