I had an uncle that had a problem with leaking. Ended up just having to wear a diaper everywhere.
If he had the right plumbing then a zip tie would have also worked.
I can imagine that works well. Once.
Your uncle is Donald Trump?
“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”
Well have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂
Like, isn’t that an admission that your business has no value?
No not at all, but it is an admission that they know what they’re doing is wrong and they just don’t give a shit.
“I don’t like it when people find out what I really think”
Seriously. If everything I said leaked to billions of people, I’d be a comedic phenomenon, a trendsetter, and a terrorist.
a terrorist.
and remember folks… there was a time when boomers thought that the Patriot Act was for scary Muslim extremism…
welcome to 2025 where a middle age cuck is getting put on lists for voicing an opinion online.
… You’re on what list?
I’m on the pink one
- says a lizard person
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One way to avoid recurrent leaks is to foster a culture of trust and not be a ginormous dickwad.
Sounds like lady shit
I’m a pacifist hippy tech worker, and I would gladly draw a paycheck from Raytheon long before I even consider applying to Facebook or Twitter.
Raytheon is putting “more value into the world” than these shitheads.
“Would you like your evil done in the traditional overt bombs-dropped-on-children fashion, or the new we’ll-sell-your-entire-life-to-the-highest-bidder-while-feeding-you-non-stop-lies-to-establish-a-fascist-regime style, sir?”
This guy: Bomb some kids, at least it’s a spectacle.
(Edit for clarification: I think both are bad, and one has a strong causal relationship with the other but I am not sure I would pick Raytheon personally. It’s a bit too overtly evil for my tastes)
At least they are environmentally conscious, unlike Facebook
I refuse to believe that tweet is real on principal, but it’s just tone deaf enough to have me question whether this might have actually been shat out by a corporate marketing team as part of some greenwashing effort.
If this is someone memeing however: Kudos, this one is very convincing despite being wildly ridiculous.
It is satire, but they have a tweet on a environmentally friendly radar searchable on Google and a https://rtx.com/our-responsibility/sustainable-operations page so even if fake, it’s not that far-fetched
zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.
a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.
If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3
00.edit math hard thank you @MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
ZuckFuck doesn’t make his net worth each year. So let’s compare it against US citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022
Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000 Median American net worth is ~$192,000
I hate zuck as much as you but it’s important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.
So it’s like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine
300 would be 1% wouldn’t it? It’d be like paying a fine of 3
🤦♀️ yes
So he cares slightly more than when I go to the grocery store but forget my reusable bags
Gotta give it to the courage of whichever employee is did this. What a chad
Honestly, it looks like the mall ninja tried the skin bronzer and then tried to get rid of it after. The thing is he’s going to have to wait for the dyed skin cells to shed off to replace themselves, as they do. The face itself sheds at different rates in different areas.
This is a disturbing thought, that he is so keen on cozying up Trump he tried the look. Has he changed his hair too? I don’t keep track.
That’s what it feels like when you steal other people’s personal information …
If only that feeling could be cranked up for him x 3 billion.
To be fair, if it’s personal and you don’t want it out there, don’t put it on anything on the internet.
Meta goes far beyond simply scraping data you consciously send to them.
Is that dude turning orange?
There’s enough reason to shit on him without this. He just looks like a ginger who’s spent too much time (15 minutes) in direct sunlight without slathering sunscreen on his face first.
If I had as much money as Zuck, I’d have a full body sunscreen applicator installed in my beach house so I just stand there for a second and get my sunscreen.
No he had his face stuck to Trump ass and some it transferred to Zuck.
Considering trumps orange is sprayon…that tracks.
he’s got “ring around the nostrils”
His hyu-man skin is melting.
He’s clearly trying to make himself seem more appealing to the orange man in DC.
Symptom of fascism
They’re all orange down here, Georgie…
Imagine being worth 229 billion, and you look like that.
This realities Bond villains are so pathetic looking.
Drugs and lack of sleep does that to you.
Drugs and sleep have no effect on cyborgs
I cyborg wouldnt be so pathetic, he is definitely a homunculus a la Full Metal Alchemist.
he could at least find a better haircut than pube fro.
It’s an improvement over his last haircut. He looks like he actually goes outside sometimes now, too.
He was going for Roman Emperor with the last one, but he neglected to consider the shape of his head. I really don’t know what haircut would look good with his strangely shaped face/head.
This look feels like the opening sequences of Dazed & Confused.
He is rocking that sun bed tan line(the white eyes and live over the nose), which to me makes it look like he never actually does go outside. And does seem to have a bit of an orange tinge to him as well.
I have the same hair and it’s fucking impossible
It dries and frizzes immediately. If you don’t have time to care for it daily, it inevitably looks like this.
this isn’t some schmoe like you or me, he’s a billionaire. he can afford a daily stylist, or at least before conference calls.
It’s ok not to spend time and money on looks. No matter how much money you have. There’s no obligation to look good for anyone. The way he looks is not the problem with him.
of course it’s not “the” problem with him, we are clearly circlejerking here.
and i’d say as the founder/ceo/face of a company you do owe it to the company, including the employees, to look presentable.
He’s no Hank Scorpio, I’ll tell you that.
Cry us a river, dildo. Meanwhile, go fuck yourself.
For some reason “dildo” is way funnier than “you dildo”. Thanks for the laugh
It’s the finality of it, I think.
Glad to bring a smile!
Nothing to hide nothing to fear wasn’t it?
If I’d had to bet whether this was The Onion before clicking this link, someone would be breaking my knees next week.
This timeline is absurd.
Instead of wordle, we need onionle
Something like this? https://github.com/tiquthon/onion-or-not-the-onion-drinking-game-2
Some time ago this was also up, but now it isn’t: https://github.com/SchaeStewart/OnionOrNot
Basically this search: https://github.com/search?q=onion+not+onion+game&type=repositories&s=updated&o=desc
Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook
After all, he said age of privacy is over (or something similar).
