Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.

Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

Supernatural FedEx Man.

try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life

Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.