• Sparky678348@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

  • alex [they, il]@jlai.lu
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    2 years ago

    try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life

  • tibi@lemmy.world
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    You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

  • theragu40@midwest.social
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    2 years ago

    Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.

  • BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip
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    A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won’t let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can’t quite make it. It’s in the blood.

  • MrSilkworm@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    You’re finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury