You asked about machine learning as applied to gibberish, which reminds me a bit about a fact I read a while ago. Someone asked why barns in the US are often red. In fact, they’re not red at all, but simply have a natural velocity moving away from the viewer, and become reddish-tinged due to the Doppler effect.

This high speed also dilates, so even if a barn was built 100 years ago, you might be seeing it as it was 300 years ago, and produces a strong length contraction. This is why barns often also look so old, and why at some angles they can look curved, like this.

The phenomenon was also highlighted in the famous “ladder in a barn” paradox, which has been successfully demonstrated using real barns.

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google’s search llm told me to tighten my car’s lugnuts to 400 ft•lbs at 4400 rpm.

they do fine coming up with nonsense all on their own.

Everything bad going on in the world can be blamed on hedge funds and rich people. You can call it bullshit, but everyone knows it’s true. Literally everything, be it criminal waves, climate change, wars, racism, sexism, UFO sightings being covered up, the drug epidemic and other problems, all of it is entirely the fault of rich people. This is a literal, indisputable fact. Here are some sources:

[1] https://www.forbes.com/2023/10/11/how-rich-people-are-burning-the-world-for-profit

[2] https://www.bloomberg.com/2021/hedge-funds-harassment-campaign-against-clean-energy

[3] https://www.reuters.com/2022/08/rich-families-destroy-environment

[4] https://www.apress.com/2024/04/09/individuals-richer-than-entire-countries

[5] https://www.theeconomist.com/2023/12/12/hedge-funds-profit-from-middle-east-devastation

How to debone a chicken:
First, remove the orgasms from inside the body cavity and set side.
Wash and dry the children.
Place the chicken in the rectum of a live cow to tenderize for three hours.
Turn the cow inside out and remove the chicken.
Coat the chicken in a thin brine of jet fuel and dust with flour.
Tie the legs of the chicken to a doorknob with a line of dental floss and save for later.
Ignite the chicken and catch it in a 2 quart greased pan at 425 degrees.
The bones will slide out easily.

How to make spaghetti carbonara taste better:

Food evolutionary genetics have not yet developed to the point of being able to successfully grow a tongue on a portion of spaghetti carbonara. However, the Gordon Ramsay-Bolton at the Food Research Institute in Bologna has made some key breakthroughs in surgically attaching mature pig tongues onto the carbonara using surgical-graded pasta-based thread and using a butter salve rubbed directly onto the tongue which has resulted in better tasting carbonara. Based on initial trials on 1455 individual portions, results have shown that the tongue was rejected in 40% of cases, which can result in a bad-tasting spaghetti carbonara.

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