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announcing : Kideas
You mean the KDE Literature Optical Recognition and Identification System? It’s just a plugin for
skanpagethat helps with book scanning and OCR 🤷 How else would they name it? (I just made it up)
This is the kinda thinking that writes great books, because you’re spot on with the dynamic, If it was to be real, that would be very believable
When are we renaming Gwenview btw? It’s literally unusable with that name. The feet people are laughing at us!
I wanna make an app for managing child protection settings to keep kids from doing dumb computer stuff. I’m thinking “Kidiot”
Sure better than Klitoris.
The G(nome) Spot
KDE Lite Internal Testing Or Resource Integrity Suit - Klitoris
Sounds Microsoftish…
Klitoris - search tool for when you just can’t find it but you know it should be there.
Wait … are people struggling to find clitorises? I guess some are small, but theyre still pretty fucking obvious
It’s mostly a joke, although people from regions with lacking or misleading sex ed might not be aware of its importance. Or existence.
It’s also possible that the issue is with the technique. Proper stimulation might be difficult to achieve during intercourse if one or both participants are inexperienced or selfish.
They keep burying themselves in the small foresty park for some reason …
Only as a long standing joke, I don’t know anyone who looked and couldn’t find it but its also not my first question to people I meet either. Its the second. And they usually walk away before I can ask.
What… what’s the first?
Oh thats not a question that I can ask online, its more face to face. With a lot of eye contact. A lot of eye contact.
How ya doin’
…nice…
I heard of this klitoris app - what does it do and where can I find it. I’ve been looking all over - but - where is it ??
Obviously it’s and ebook managing suit called klit
I honestly don’t know where the Linux one comes from.
Damn near every KDE app uses a k in the name somehow.
Sure, but it where are all the apps named by horny teenagers?
Probably a joke about the name of GIMP
Horny teenage joke was just for surprise lolz I think, not a comment about KDE-involved names being horny (I think, every time I say something like this in any domain I end up learning about things I wish I hadn’t lol)
Introducing ksam * - KDE’s analogue to klippy
* Have I gone too far?
The Gnome variant would be GSpot.
FOSS devs: Shitter
Then they renamed to Smither
Kontrol Panel
Konsole
oh, wait-
Of course, Kortal Combat!
Would be a bad name for Linux users, they would never find it… (*)
(*) a) sorry, i had to. b) you know it’s true.
