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Log in with an actual wooden log
starts bashing computer
Ah, I see you are login in using Bash
Hahaha
Please add Login with my own OIDC
That’ll be 10 extra per user per month.
Login with systemd
Only if you’re 18. ;)
Login with ID form #10-T
Login with PEBKAC token
“Login with Calculator” - No, no, no. Everybody knows that that option is just for the alarm clock.
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Log in with your local Linux account
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Log in as administrator
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Log in via carrier pigeon
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Psychic log in
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Log in using public shared account (that anyone and everyone can log into and use)
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Log in your pets
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Log in via Hallmark greeting card (only available on your birthday or major holidays)
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Log in with blood sacrifice
I started running out of neighbours so I switched from blood sacrifice to letting my pet carrier pigeon login for me anytime I ask him to do it.
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What about AI?
Log in safely and securely with AI®
AI hallucinates your password
Some dudes with oldstyle websites from web 1.0 times actually keep doing this. A friend of mine has a login with dog chip on his website among dozens of other options.
Honey, this is web2.0 trash
yeah, the whole point was to make fun of web2 development as it went. Now he has web3 logins too, which are way more awkward than anything before, but, like, work with as few 3rd parties as possible.
The regular login is just password that fetches creds stored in local storage without any cookies. Most of time one wouldn’t even notice it, and as secure as CORS/HTTPS (which would screw you if not working properly anyway). Kind of shows what a pile of data-stealing nonsense this all is.
If you’re not on web 4.0, you’re fired
FetLife obviously
Ah fuck it, I’ll take one Login with Caution please.
It is missing the Brazilian gov.br login.
Also the Hungarian Digital Citizen idp.
Log in with 23andme.
To authenticate, you need an actual pin.Yeah DNA sample was what I was gonna suggest
Fucking systemd and their dna fields
Login with soul imprint
Nooo, locked out of the system forever!!
:‘’'(
Login with your mom lmao
I still can’t find my dad…
Have you tried the “recover my dad” form?








