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Pornhub?
Poemhub (if that’s a thing)
Log in with an actual wooden log
starts bashing computer
Ah, I see you are login in using Bash
Hahaha
Please add Login with my own OIDC
That’ll be 10 extra per user per month.
Login with systemd
Only if you’re 18. ;)
Login with ID form #10-T
Login with PEBKAC token
I unironically like this.
“Login with Calculator” - No, no, no. Everybody knows that that option is just for the alarm clock.
login with meow :3
Login with
sudoUnironically, in the EU with digital IDs it might actually be feasible to do a government ID login.
Sometimes I‘m thinking about hosting a lemmy instance that does that bit would not store your info just to fight the tide of astroturfing.
It’s finally getting more widespread use. I‘ve had a machine readable ID with biometrics for two decades before I was able to actually use it for the first time online.
I was really impressed that I could do my Spanish taxes with my German ID. Other government services don’t support it yet though
login with music
Would prefer “Login with a whistled jaunty lil’ tune.”
So while login with potato is nice, how would you log in with an calculator? Do a math problem?
You open your calculator app, launch the integrated Microslop Copilot and try to answer the security questions it generates randomly
Login with hunter2
Login with the contents of your .bashrc
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Log in with your local Linux account
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Log in as administrator
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Log in via carrier pigeon
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Psychic log in
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Log in using public shared account (that anyone and everyone can log into and use)
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Log in your pets
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Log in via Hallmark greeting card (only available on your birthday or major holidays)
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Log in with blood sacrifice
I started running out of neighbours so I switched from blood sacrifice to letting my pet carrier pigeon login for me anytime I ask him to do it.
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