No, nutsacks are fun to play with, and he very much isn’t.

who no longer have an island

*who now have a different island that we don’t yet know about.

Or am I better off just using rsync to backup the whole /home folder to an external drive, install CachyOS fresh, then rsync my files over when the installer is completed but before I boot for the first time?

That would be simpler.

Or, even just do it after the first boot in the new system. It shouldn’t hurt anything to replace the contents of your /home directory. Just copy it over and then reboot. (Save a copy of the original somewhere as a backup, just in case it breaks something.)

Ah … I’m not too familiar with Zorin (or bluetooth) myself, but hopefully you’ll get some answers!

Which distro are you on?

I’m sure you could easily get some help with how to install things and the basics of using the terminal (though you really shouldn’t need to use the terminal much anyway).

Just when I was about to upgrade my router, too. Fuck.

Or, guess what, the next thing will be that all new domestically produced routers will require ID verification before they’ll connect.

They’re trying to get you to move to Linux, but you just won’t take the hint, so now they have to try another thing…

Can’t wait for the calls from outraged customers demanding that I honor the AI-hallucinated offers they found on my website. (The AI decided that customers were more likely to stay on my webpage if my prices were 80% lower.)

• Log in with your local Linux account

• Log in as administrator

• Log in via carrier pigeon

• Psychic log in

• Log in using public shared account (that anyone and everyone can log into and use)

• Log in your pets

• Log in via Hallmark greeting card (only available on your birthday or major holidays)

• Log in with blood sacrifice

???

But you can’t roll your own linux distro?

You can, but it wouldn’t be better than Hannah Montana Linux.

Doesn’t matter if it’s accurate. Now they have more unique data points to help track your digital footprint.

My next phone will be a Motorola with Graphene OS.

I’m thinking maybe my next phone is a dumb phone that can only make calls and maybe text. They still make those, right?

I hope it ships with a desktop background of a burning police car.

the only way I can connect to wifi now is via command line

On the plus side, you’ll look like a super-leet haxor to your friends when you do this in front of them. Be sure to say, “Okay, I’m in” once it connects.

SuSE too niche to even show up on this chart.

You know what? I know they’re far from the ideal solution, but I have installed a few things with snaps … and it was fine. It worked seamlessly and painlessly (in some instances).

Generally, I’d prefer other ways to install, but snaps aren’t the end of the world.

(This concludes my hot take of the day.)

Windows is less corporate than MacOS?

You don’t even need Linux. Kdenlive has a Windows version.