DON’T FUCKING TALK TO ELMO THAT WAY, YOU SCUM.
The prophets and rabbis of the West. 😭
Elmo dunking on losers via the cold silence of disregard. You love to see it.
Whats the context? Its hilarious without it lol
Fragile fucks have to talk shit to an actual puppet spreading positivity because their ideology is such dog shit it can’t be hyped.
The kind of people that answer when Dora the explorer ask them a question

Why talk about yourself like that?
I mean it’s completely true, and you should absolutely fuck right off.
GAAYNFD? What is NFD?
Newfoundland
National firefighters distillery
The extra liquid inside their body protects from the fire!
But it’s volatility…
Better not break to seal!
Every time I read “He was a communist, Elmo.” I can help but just laugh, it’s just hilarious.
Hearing it in Nick Mullen’s voice doing an impression of Gordon
The whole beef is hilarious ngl and i don’t even know the context.
Yeah, MLK Jr was pretty clear about his position when he said that communism and Christianity are fundamentally incompatible. He was a socialist, which is a different thing. But let’s pretend that he said socialist instead of communist… Wouldn’t that make you kinda curious to know the details of what socialism is then? Because everybody says that King was a great man and helped achieve racial equality, so his ideology must not be as evil as everybody says, right?
So if you’re young and maybe not super aware of politics and civics and everything, and you see this tweet in response to a general “Happy MLK Jr Day” tweet from Elmo, you’re gonna have questions and your Google results are gonna lead you to answers that reveal what a fucking clown show the John Birch society is.
It’s petty, it’s factually inaccurate, and if chases young people to your opposition’s ideology. Plus picking on a literal Muppet is the kind of thing a lazy writer would write to show how villainous a character is. What a disaster of a tweet, and I’m thrilled to see it.
Notably, Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Kermit VS Elmo
Insane that these grown-ass self-proclaimed “alpha males” are beefing with a puppet.
And losing, clearly
Elmo is mogging them without even trying. Look at those like/rt ratios
I would kill for elmo to reply with “ratio”
Don’t misrepresent the situation, Elmo is a muppet not a puppet!
Isn’t that hotly debated? Don’t come in here presenting your opinions as facts!
I feel strongly either way
On the other hand, this makes perfect sense if they’re actually man-children.
They take themselves so seriously while acting like jokes
I didn’t know the rivalry between elmo and Kermit ran so deep.
They are such parody’s of themselves I am 60/40 on whether these are real or not.
I know atleast the Jordan Peterson ones are real but can’t confirm the rest
Elmo is unconcerned with the foes of Elmo
The two incel gurus reach such a higher plane of patheticness that they make last one look out of place.
It’s the opposite of achieving nirvana. Instead of being at one with everything, it’s being at odds with everything.












