Your comment mentions NVIDIA. I’d like to invest $500000 into your comment. I only request that you immediately also invest the same exact quantity into my comment.
Here, they invest in my comment and pay for it with stocks of their comment, then I loan you money to buy their comment backed by my new position in their comment.
We all then announce this massive growth in our comments, say AI at the end and line goes up, we all make loads.
well, all y’all’s comment karma is going to the moon, and so that proves the strategy is unstoppable!!! I too will post Nvidia if you give me that sweet.
Thank you to coming to our annual shareholder meeting. We welcome all human and AI shareholders.
This year, we’ve seen unprecedented growth in the number of times we’ve said “AI” on stage, largely driven by our investments in AI and our desire to talk about AI.
In Q3 alone, our CEO said “AI” over 400 times, contributing to explosive stock value growth.
Our Q4 was looking to be slowed down after our CEO lost his voice, limiting his ability to say “AI” a lot, but thanks to our AI capabilities, we used AI to generate an AI voice and AI video of our CEO saying “AI.” Thanks to AI, we’ve finished the year with a valuation 300x the start, according to our AI analyst.
Obstacles to continued growth include all words in the English language other than “AI.” Also, after saying “AI” enough, “AI” stops sounding like a word anymore. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AAAAIIIIII. That’s really weird. You know, that’s another advantage of AI presenters. They can say “AI” so many times and just keep going. It doesn’t affect them.
In the next year, our AI R&D efforts are focused on seeing if more voices saying “AI” at once has a larger impact on stock price. We’ve created an AI chorus to chant “AI” at our next presentation and are very excited to see the results.
If this actually worked, the rich wouldn’t be trying to sell AI to the poor. They’d keep it to themselves.
Bingo.
It’s a new god for the poors.
Efficient AI hypothesis
That’s nonsense. They would be selling the poor to the AI. Think the Matrix, but it’s powering a stock market machine that makes money for Bezos.
It’s classic MLM dynamics
And the people shucking AI now have just repurposed their crypto hustles.
Well, LLM spells awfully similar to MLM
When there’s a gold rush, don’t find gold, sell the tools
Nvidia has entered the chat.
You misspelled ASML
Your comment mentions NVIDIA. I’d like to invest $500000 into your comment. I only request that you immediately also invest the same exact quantity into my comment.
Now that’s real GDP.
That’s not how it works and you know it.
Here, they invest in my comment and pay for it with stocks of their comment, then I loan you money to buy their comment backed by my new position in their comment.
We all then announce this massive growth in our comments, say AI at the end and line goes up, we all make loads.
well, all y’all’s comment karma is going to the moon, and so that proves the strategy is unstoppable!!! I too will post Nvidia if you give me that sweet.
Thank you to coming to our annual shareholder meeting. We welcome all human and AI shareholders.
This year, we’ve seen unprecedented growth in the number of times we’ve said “AI” on stage, largely driven by our investments in AI and our desire to talk about AI.
In Q3 alone, our CEO said “AI” over 400 times, contributing to explosive stock value growth.
Our Q4 was looking to be slowed down after our CEO lost his voice, limiting his ability to say “AI” a lot, but thanks to our AI capabilities, we used AI to generate an AI voice and AI video of our CEO saying “AI.” Thanks to AI, we’ve finished the year with a valuation 300x the start, according to our AI analyst.
Obstacles to continued growth include all words in the English language other than “AI.” Also, after saying “AI” enough, “AI” stops sounding like a word anymore. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AAAAIIIIII. That’s really weird. You know, that’s another advantage of AI presenters. They can say “AI” so many times and just keep going. It doesn’t affect them.
In the next year, our AI R&D efforts are focused on seeing if more voices saying “AI” at once has a larger impact on stock price. We’ve created an AI chorus to chant “AI” at our next presentation and are very excited to see the results.
Early research results: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qbylbEek-M
Y’all seem smart and wealthy. Spare some RAM for a poor, flatulent Texan?
Ew, Texas?
For the life of me, I can’t remember why I chose to be born here.
We shall say AI to you again if you do not appease us.
We’re reaching the point where the real money is in the materials for the tools.
That’s the best thing anyone has said all day as far as I’m concerned
Yeah like the show Devs, the AI was hidden away from the public so only the creators could use it.