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Ah, that’s where the 40% markup they charge for hardware compared to other manufacturers selling the same part goes to! Gotta sponsor racists.

Kate is $0 for life and you don’t even have to pay it and they have zero ai slop :)

he’s an expert: because he is

He also loves pretending he developed every single Windows dialogue box, tool, application, default software and interface element, when the truth is more like:

“I DEVELOPED MS PAINT WHEN I WAS AT MICROSOFT” from a thumbnail means “I was one of three people working on a .dll that helped align toolbar elements, and MS Paint later used a version of this DLL”

Cool - so you agree they’re not clicking Copilot and therefore it’s not converting?

It’s quite easy, really. AI makes dumb people feel smart. That’s essentially it, they lived life looking at people who had specific knowledge, or could write well, or be creative, and they never could. Now they press a button and feel like they have talent.

Guess the type of people most often found in management positions…

There’s a Copilot button on the taskbar, notepad and paint. If you still can’t convert users you’re doing pretty bad.

I’ll do what I always do: sigh and add another brand to my “do not buy from” list on my pocket notebook, which was meant to be a single page and is now filling three

This comment thread is not only a perfect example of a joke, but it gets to the core of what humour truly is! Do you want help crafting a poster for you to present your jokes at a conference?

Don’t worry, Lemmy censors security information and passwords automatically, see: ******

to ubiquitous shit-shoveling malware appliances controlled by some of the worst elements of society.

Hmmm, I wonder which background economical system we all live in that could explain why every single technology ends up controlled by the top 1% to make our lives more miserable and their profits higher…

Kate is amazing, which is not surprising given it’s a KDE app

Let’s make Debian or Arch just work

Wonder why that’s extremely rare on ARM devices, especially those with modems, and rarely works beyond proof of concepts on some very specific devices? Its not like you’re the first to have this idea.

I’ll use my de-Googled and update-blocked S23 until it’s physically unable to boot up, and hopefully by then I’ll find something that can run this OS, assuming it’s ready

How many months away are we from Windows requiring a subscription to use, with a cheaper version for the OS + Office and a more expensive that also bundles AI?

I want wires everywhere I don’t care fuck wireless signals give me wired headphones, controllers, networks

Me and my homies hate antennas

Now, though? I find wireless earbuds vastly nicer and more convenient for phones

Love the fact their tiny, non-replaceable lithium batteries means they’re quite literally disposable products you’ll have to keep buying and throwing away.

Except Fairphones are usually overpriced for the quality…

Monkey’s paw curls. Wish granted: you will live for 10 to the power of 107 years, you’ll outlive every living and non living being, you’ll transcend mortal understanding, you’ll play with the flow of entropy - to see birth and death, hot and cold, to feel the final, guttering pulse of the last black hole as it surrenders its hoarded information to the void.

And you’ll have a little popcorn kernel stuck between your gum and a tooth during this entire time.

That really does not address my concerns, not one bit.

Let’s collectively fund an island where we can host Signal, Tor nodes and ThePirateBay in international waters.