The Mona Lisa as an audiobook.

Ad free.

I don’t have any ad breaks.

and lager really mean storage

Yes, but can also mean a camp, a type of beer, a resource deposit or a ball bearing (and probably more).

I’m quite outside of my expertise here, but I think it might be a mealworm. A beetle larvae. That would technically make it not a maggot (which are fly larvae).

But it’s just a guess.

@PonyOfWar@pawb.social’s suggestion fits better.

Holding down the fort.

You hold the fort. It’s a military term. It’s not taking off if you let go of it.

So spontaneous instant death. Not scarier than an aneurysm.

Yoasobi slaps.

I really don’t care how Kanye does anything.

You won’t find these symbols on most devices though (certainly not on any macbook as the picture suggests).