There’s actually no definitive proof that you didn’t ask to be here. Maybe you were some ethereal blob before who did choose and just have no memory of it.

Are you me? I had the same Logitech mouse click issue and fixed it the same way; ordered extra switches online, opened them, and swapped only the copper plate. Mouse click works like a charm, as you said.

Just curious - do you live your life telling others they are wrong and then provide no counter argument or further info? My disappointment with you is… immeasurable.