Remind me again what Russia did with your country the instant it got the chance?

I wonder how much you’ll have to pay in order to avoid having a negative spin on yours.

Oh sorry I didn’t realize you were genuinely nuts.

I wonder what their actual goal is? Because actually posing a real, material threat to American economic hegemony results in your country experiencing regime change and people on forums a decade later arguing about whether you’re dead or in hiding with Elvis and Tupac.

And here I thought I’d never see a lower form of wit than punning.

Let me guess. Dumped by an art girl and anxious about the $600 you invested?