Oh, so there’s only one of those?

I’ve been pretty deep in linux for years and never seen this.

Right, so you could only access it by paying corporate citizens. Yes.

Okay but ‘public domain’ is communist, and everyone within 20 miles of it should be killed

But its not physical so there is no precise location for it, and the only way to sidestep this existential problem is by not having a public domain, so maybe my headache goes away.

No but im saying it shouldn’t be public, it should be given to a good corporate citizen to maintain so we can rent it back when we need it.

Literally always. Fascist groomers stole a generation of young men.

Sorry for what? This was consensual.

Maybe we can do a three way where i let our hot cia affiliated friend tickle your labor while i do?

You know, for your birthday?

All that gdpness hot and throbbing in my mouth as i wrap my accounting department around it, and extract everything i can. I’ll be methodical, ruthless, and messy, as i extract every last bit.

Yeah, fucking linux cucks, living outsiee the proprietary ecosystem with their unmarked up har$ware. Thorsten veblen would be ashamed.

‘incorrectly’

That word absolutely reeks of being no fun.

What, may i ask, is the correct way to configure and use my computer?

Arch, obviously, but it was all arranged before hand. After care was lacking. Forgot to load that though, so it’s kind of my fault.

Was more tjinking about takes.

On like 8, maybe, sure.

doesn’t happen to other people

Because they’re fucking cowards.

Now switch package managers and run all your drives on different obscure file systems! Make every login cycle through plasma gnome an unhinged custom DE and raw terminal where a camera with sign language recognition is the only valid input!

Create a script to revert to systemd every third startup!

Thats so dystopian, that it can only screenshot every five minutes. Thank god i use windows, and get over 60x the frames-on my double 4k monitor setup. So much better than those filthy north korean peasants. I hope someday they have this freedom.

Perhaps i should have said hot, but seriously; more fun to not.

I can think of two reasons and both of them are hilarious.

The candle that burns half as bright burns twice as long, and you, my child, will burn so very long.