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Not dead as in currently uncharged, dead as in will no longer hold a charge (or holds a shitty charge)

Looked it up, that’s even worse than I thought. I interpreted “bottom” as the back where your wrist would be, which isn’t ideal, but would be workable. But no, they mean straight up the bottom bottom where the sensor is, which didn’t even occur to me because why would anyone ever do that