If you are from Europe and you have always wondered how the Americans live with weekly school shootings, the climate disaster is our version of the same conundrum.

Hundreds of deaths, billions in damages and we can only collectively shrug and go on with business as usual.

The Onion should make a new version of the old article “‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens” but with floodings and heath waves.

Genetically modify ourselves so that we can live both in zero gravity (and maybe survive short exposure to vacuum) and on other planets.

I Need a device like this that I can buy through an actual store, as I need to buy them for my office. Do you know any?

It does not even matter if it has ip connection, just usb is fine, but i need to be able to buy it from an “official” source.