Mayor Poopington

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays

I have no idea what you mean

Doesnt surprise me. Last company I worked for switched from UKG to Workday and it broke everything. A good chunk of employees got late paychecks, overtime hours didnt calculate right so some people got shorted, and on top of that two rounds of corrected W2s had to be sent out.

Behind the Bastards literally has an episode about this.

Pretty much. Can’t see the rest of the article, but most likely it’s just tower data, which only gives a general location. But as soon as you pull your phone out and get messages you would be traceable. Kind of defeats the purpose of having a phone

int main() { printf(“[you have the] wrong number”);

return 0;

}