Laws for me, not for thee.

Is the guy on the left wearing a wig?

“Football field-sized flying saucers hiding in clouds.” Yeah, I saw that movie too.

A cheaper-made Tesla? Sounds awesome

I’ve had Pixels for years and the call screener is my favorite feature. It confuses so many people.

Every bit of this sounds like it’s own horrible idea and they just threw it all into one big horrendous pile of nonsense.

When will China stop buying US debt?

Breaded chicken wings are a crime against us all

So that’s what he says?

Telsa stopped providing the data needed to be included in the J.D. Power reliability rankings after they went from near the top to 2nd to last.

That reminds me, I need to install GrapheneOS

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. 3+ hours of pure enjoyment

No, take Texas or Florida. Alabama sounds good too.

A Jeep was the worst car I’ve ever had

I’ve installed it and looked around, I don’t get it. It’s random people’s pictures.

Omni-Man

We took the brunt of everything the Boomers could throw at us. You’re welcome. Its your turn now, we’re tired.

She’s 22

How many bribes is Meta going to have to pay out?

Tit loans sounds pretty good. I just need to borrow them for a little bit.