That’s a funny story. I can’t possibly imagine my grandmother saying the word sex let alone talking about it.
My family was always weird about sex. I dunno why. Religion was probably part of it. My mother would answer any question I had but not initiate the conversation.
I’m pretty sure my grandmother had sex 3 times. One for each child. Then she stopped, which explains my grandfather.
Sunday mornings were for blowjobs in the woods out back.
He’s “clean”
She didn’t think you’d be face down on your Granny-cum-rag getting plowed by the pastor’s son every Sunday evening after you skipped church.
fixed it
I feel like that added text was not required
They can break a gun in half.
“Mom, what does a dick feel like in my ass?”
“Ask your father…”