Rip 🪦 what are the tasting notes your grace 📝 🍫

It’s probably shit

😮‍💨 also this makes the other guy look like even more of a doofus

Oh look it’s a big scam no fucking way bro no fucking way the obvious scam is a massive scam holy shit 🫨

If I make a typo, I try to keep as many of the letters on the page as possible - no need to throw them away and use new ones. Waste not.

It’s fucking sabotage isn’t it

Well yeah. Isn’t that like the whole thing? Isn’t this whole fucking thing about that, basically?

Now I’ve not seen an offering scarf in a bloody long time memory unlocked

Should be pinned in bits to the south end of tower Bridge as a fucking warning

Jesus fucking h Christ the actual state of the nation rn rip / lol / fml fuck fuck fuck

Sure just make sure the gangplank is wide enough to fit the clown shoes right otherwise you could fall off and lose your bag of silk handkerchiefs etc

Cool glad they’re planning to roll it out, that does seem like the most efficient way to move circular products. Could perhaps be broken if dropped, for example

I just want to be on record as saying that this is a fucking horrible idea

Right so the pauses are permanent gotcha

It’s Sunday my dude

Yeah this is the headline to be honest. I kinda assumed he was too thick so maybe it was somebody else’s idea but whatever. Looks like that was the play afaict

There is no emperor, it’s just an empty chair next to the scheming Grand Vizier

Because the product is shit, obviously

I must say this doesn’t seem like a terribly good idea just at the moment chaps

Brentry 2027 I’ve been saying it for years