“I was first introduced to it as a child by a man of the cloth. From there, I was introduced to many republican politicians vacationing in homosexuality with children. Once reaching the undesirable age of 13, I found opportunities with blue collar republican voters whose wives had never developed a taste for penis.”

When I was in high school, I would respond “why? Are you asking because you want to have sex with me?” And that worked surprisingly well at deflecting.

Nowadays, I would assume that is actually why they are asking.