Must be cold, give it a blanket.

I’m worried that stupid is our best case scenario. For all we know, the rest are stupid plus a cattle prod to the junk so might as well stick with the one that isn’t currently zapping my balls.

Probably just has to drool into the collection jar considering how much time these guys spend sucking themselves off.

Strong entry for an Ig Nobel Prize if nothing else.

Arson, murder, and jaywalking.

Turns out this was all due to a clerical error in the contract back when the system was built: instead of UN Secure Information Access, they got Unsecure Information Access.

Real pros shuffle across the carpet to build a static charge and do their system administration by electrical fault injection.