apotheotic (she/her)

Flying spaghetti monster feels quite obvious

Beyond that I’m vegan so I’d eat snacks off Aphrodite’s belly, therefore snacking upon Aphrodite

scribbles on some cardboard

Come piss in this barrel and we’ll give you $5

As if peoples accents and vocabularies don’t grow and change over time?

A lot of ways to die are excruciatingly painful, but you die, so you don’t live with the pain. If you end up in one of those situations and don’t die (because you are immortal), I imagine the psychological impact of the pain without immediate release could be enough to completely break you, mentally.

Literally wrote my comment and then scrolled down and two of the points I wrote are exactly what you wrote, thats crazy lol

• you’re not being silly, you are a woman and these kinds of thoughts aren’t just for “real trans people” (and also you are a real trans person)
• you need to start giving more thought to how your words and actions affect people, or you’re going to hurt someone you love
• I know those two nuggets of info are hard to hear and are quite heavy, but I promise that observing them and taking them seriously will mean you live an immeasurably happier life
• buy a bunch of bitcoin with your pocket money. Sell it on December 16th 2016, buy as much as you can with what you got on January 26th 2019. Sell it all on March 13th 2021. Donate half of what you made to stonewall, and use the rest for the house you’ll be trying to buy.

That I am a girl