I did a quick Google and this came up.

https://www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-Compliance-Requirements

So which Linux distribution is the most pro-Israel?

I think that I need a little more convincing.

(Obligatory and huge /S)

(Also probably Oracle Linux because of course)

Playing the long game.

Meanwhile… At the Intel board meeting… Qualcomm: (Unzips fly, unfurls testicles, placing them on the table for all to see) “I want to buy Intel”.

Please please please please please please please please