Stealing this

Better then muting - pause and then fast forward.

Excellent! I would have to keep a chart beside the door.

Yeah

!connectasong@lemmy.world

My knees hurt already. I can’t imagine living with constant aging forever until you’re just a crumpled pile on the ground and then it still goes on.

My coworker put up a sign that says, “I don’t have time to chat.”

Why do we need to know how many up or down votes a user has? Assholes usually make themselves known pretty quickly.

In my family we call that the fun sponge.

If you quit worrying what people think of you, you’ll realize how seldom they do.

Tylenol is scary! But I’ve started using it because naproxen is fucking up my stomach.

I want to sort comments by old. Last i checked Jerboa did not have a default comment setting.

I tried a bunch of apps last year and settled on jerboa. My only complaint is the inability to default sort comments by old.

Lying on the ground in a parking lot? That would be weird, but maybe they could have called out directions to help me get into a parking space.

There’s a knitting community, but it’s pretty slow. Crochet gets a little more action.

Were you on the floor? Those are some pretty deep squats. That can be hard on your knees …unless the bulge is…nevermind

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Yeah, sorry, that was me today. Weird day. I’d back up 4 times and still not be able to see the lines.

Know how i know you’re gay?

Viruses are sneaky! Their whole goal is to trick you into helping them survive and reproduce.