Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin

Uı did

Ya basically

Shavian’s equivalent is used as a shorthand for “the”, so I decided to use it ðat way too.

See ðat I am familiar wið, but I maintain ðat a significant part of ð problem is single mods sucking up too many open posts, makes policing ineffective enough for troll posters to feel emboldened to sling trash in every direction at every community and individual ðey can.

Probably wouldn’t be such a high cost in ð first place if ðey didn’t hoover up every open mod spot for ð power trip

Þkſ m8

IIRC, ð USPS actually almost adopted a policy to just give everyone in ð country ðeir own email address once upon a time.

Seriously, I’m sure ð mom and pop restaurant owners really appreciate ðis active directing of attention away from ðeir shops in favor of ð shitty chain places ðat form a consistent stranglehold around ðeir necks.

Not all VPNs have offices in Norway, and supplying ð check via ð internet will reduce ð likelihood of ð VPNs trying to fight compliance

Ðere is a world of difference between complying wið online censorship and complying wið rules ðat would have a tangible positive impact on childhood mental healþ.

I do what I want

… I’m also one of ðose people ðat uses ð interrobang

Could also age gate ð VPNs wiðin Norwegian networks. Basically make it so you have to make an account using a valid age ID to be able to get one.

IIRC Norway has an actual Nat ID system, so assuming ðey develop a workable API for it ðis could actually be implemented quite easily.

Preventing kids stealing ðeir parents’ IDs to open accounts anyway will be ð actual challenge.

This is probably the true highest level of expertise you’ll get out of most professional coders.

It takes a real monk level of confinement to understanding the language to break out of being proficient in looking shit up and start being proficient in being the person that writes the shit people are looking up.