Gormadt

I salute you fellow shitposter

We’re in this together to make people’s days better

With my borked sleep schedule due to my borked work hours…

The amount of people I see who are the “iPad kids” they constantly scream about is incredibly high

Keep an eye on your screen time folks.

Get out there and touch grass, the world is waiting!

It comes from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, though I found it by searching “first time meme”. It’s a silly fun time of a movie, I’d recommend watching with friends.

If you wanna know more about the meme, it’s uses, and it’s history though here’s the Know Your Meme page about it.

An ai robot that will do my dishes while I create art doom scroll memes

now I’m having a little bit of an existential crisis.

Well shit.

But they haven’t released yet, they’ve been announced and given no firm release date.

I’ve unironically met people who use ChatGPT for everything. (and who unironically now think magnets are turned off by water since the president said it)

Like I literally had coffee with someone who while we were chatting they mentioned that they “asked ChatGPT if the place was queer friendly” before they agreed to go out for coffee.

It’s like bro, did the pride flags year round not tip you off? The maps link literally has pictures of the place with snow on the ground and pride flags in the windows!

So many people have forgotten how to think and it’s infuriating. They’ll believe a chatbot before their own eyes.

Obviously fake, everybody knows that batteries are ruined by rain. Just like magnets.

Next you’re gonna tell me that the Moon can come out during the day!

Doubtful but it’s hopefully the first of many losses in the future.

Looks like I’m gonna have to dig out my CD collection again. I might even still have my binder from way back when.

“You will no longer be provided power in 7 months time, good luck.” - Their local power company.

Of course, one of them actually does good for my community.