Drunemeton

Drunemeton@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Assuming you’re talking about a laptop…

Pro. 100% It has a fan to keep cool during your work sessions, and with that much going on you’ll need that fan.

I assume also that you need to be portable for some reason. If not check out the new Mac mini.

Drunemeton@lemmy.world · 12 days ago

FTFA: “Launched federation for self-hosters and developers. Now there are over 1,000 other personal data servers (PDS) outside of Bluesky.”

Drunemeton@lemmy.world · 12 days ago

One thing I am always aware of are apps that want permission to access Bluetooth and/or Wi-Fi and/or Networks.

Even though Bluetooth is very short ranged it can still be used to tie you into a location within a database based on other database records that are more detailed.

Yeah, I love playing you “My Great Dog-sitting Simulator” (not a real app) but you do not need access to my BT. The OS handles sending your audio to my headphones!

Drunemeton@lemmy.world · 13 days ago

I think you meant “kerning” (letter spacing”. 😁

Drunemeton@lemmy.world · 13 days ago

Drunemeton@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

NSFW INCOMING…

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I once saw a boner!

Was delivering pizza and after knocking on the door, and no one answered, I took a few steps back and looked around to see if anyone was at home. I saw two people on the couch in the living room, naked, face to face.

Well fuck! They’re home, but busy, and if I leave we lose a sale. So I knock again, a but louder.

Door opens a he’s standing there in the buck with a wet, raging, erection. I can smell the sex on him. “Yeah!?” he says…

Now I’m there, in uniform, holding a pizza delivery bag, and my running car is behind me with a big ol’ corporate pizza logo lit up.

“You ordered a pizza?”

“Oh yeah, right!” He hold out his hands.

“That’ll be $18…” He looks confused. “You have to pay for the food sir…”

Light bulb goes off. Weed smoke starts wafting out the door.

He looks down, laughs to himself and just turns around and walks away. Leaving the door open. I hope he’s going to find his wallet, so I stay there.

A few minutes later he returns to the open door, smelling strongly of weed and pussy, his dick now dripping wet. He hands me a $20, and waits for his change.