“March has entered a new phase” (it’s the 11th)

I dont think you realize how many wankers there are that go undetected because they know how to shut the hell up. Moreover, I dont think you realize how buying a car works and how little selling the car would alleviate the problem.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

X hurt itself on confusion

Okay. Sell your car right now and buy another one. Prove its not a big deal.

I had an ex that would literally pout about this. Talk about not being a team player

Fuck that. Warzone roleplay. You’re a spec ops soldier and you’re partner is that little camping ass mf’s parental figure.

What if I told you not everyone buying the car did so with daddy musk on the mind?

Oh no… Don’t… Stop…

Arkham Asylum grid failure

Found the Ultrawide monitor users lol. Voted for ya!

“Freak!”

That’s hilarious! I’m glad you and your Conspiracy Theorist Trademark Mom can get a laugh out of it!