Fuck Israel

Thanks random internet person.

Burn it to the ground.

I really thought this was the onion.

Fucking Epic.

Dead means dead if you don’t do anything about it

This is like saying your car battery isn’t dead because I’m able to jump start it.

Jesus would like a word with you.

Once upon a time, many moons ago as a resident, I was called at 2 AM by the organ donation team to call the time of death of a beautiful 21-year-old girl who had gone into a diabetic coma and never woke up. There was 20 people in the room weeping, Amazing Grace was playing; I was sweating bullets. So I stood there until her pulse stopped and called it, even though she still had PEA on the monitor. I was so nervous, I followed her into the OR to make sure she didn’t wake up when they cut her.

When your heart stops, you are considered dead no matter how viable your brain tissue is.

Source: I have pronounced many persons dead.

Sometimes they only need a couple compressions

But they are literally dead

Our new understanding of B1 is allowing us to use carbenes, yes. Also, they proved some old dude right.

The article says that carbenes can be used to make chemical reactions less toxic, but they were too unstable to use until now.

Fuck Microsoft

If only Siri could understand what I say

The Book of Enoch says that fallen angels named Uzza, Azza and Azael taught humans originally.

Finally

It is science

For copywrite, it doesn’t matter if it was taken directly from the source.