There’s not a lot of people here and I expect it to stay that way. I do not foresee the Fediverse growing that much, but I could be wrong.

“Here’s a bunch of lies. We are going to track the fuck out of your dumb ass.”

Your friend skills just but a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.

Your friend is a pervert. I like them.

I will never know

50% less Newtons of force applied downwards as you cut through your food

https://seattleultrasonics.com/products/c-200-ultrasonic-8-chefs-knife

It vibrates at an ultrasonic resonance so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter.

I bought one to keep in my Tesla Truck full of Ouya consoles.

Thanks for reminding me to block lemmy.ml

They congratulated us. If we faked it, Russia would have faked it first.

I was looking at pictures of Mars’ surface from Curiosity with my uncle who is a lunar landing and science denier. He said, “That could be taken at any desert on Earth.” I was like NO SHIT! You mean to tell me that other planets have rocks too?!?! No fucking way! What do you expect it to look like?

You and your 6th grade reading level somehow outsmarted two generations of NASA scientists and their massive coverup and lies about space exploration? No, you fucking dunce.

They should take money out of people’s taxes and form some sort of system that educates children so that parents don’t have to.

Challenge: Your kid is weird.

Reward: I can teach my kid that LGBT people are subhuman scum without underpaid teachers trying to teach them that other people deserve basic human rights and dignities all while being vulnerable to the Mumps and Rubella.

I’m sure people have said similar things about inventions in the past that now shape our everyday lives.

Who’s applauding? I’m not rooting for Google, but if you buy a stock Android device with the idea that Google is looking out for you, you’re an idiot. They have shown time and again that they are evil, but you buy a device and think, “Android is for digital outlaws, like me.” you’re delusional.

But I want to be angry!

Will you put this screenshot of a 28 business names and their corresponding websites into an Excel file for me?